All I want for Christmas....

Where’s the Switch?…….

All I want for Christmas is…well ... you will never guess..

Lessons.

That’s right…, some that will “lessen” my stress….

Yes I know….you think I’m a whiz…

But when it comes to electronics I’m really a fizz……

Indeed……I’m useless ….a real techno-dweeb.

Give me a simple thing… like…change the car’s oil,

Or, . Hey! Just watch me through a special recipe toil.

I can sew tiny bears with precision and care;

Even motorcycles … Yup, ..I’ve learned to ride and repair……

But, please! Don’t hand me that evil “remote”.

In MY hand this wand possesses no magic power …

I can still miss “my show” by more than an hour!

Frantically I wave it…press it; twirl it,… point it north and even south…

Curse these buttons, knobs and switches!! is it how I hold my mouth?

My antics provide someone his quota of glee…..

Of course it's not right and I often despair,

But who wants to listen or even to care?

I demand a simple unit with an ON/OFF switch!!…

Designed by a woman and with no hidden “glitch”.

What’s wrong with straight forward that works every time?