Pampering or sheer pain?

Sheer alright ...actually shearing and other methods are easier.  I've had a bit of waxing done in the past... and it was pretty awful.  ANd, the first time I went with a friend who screamed into a pillow the whole time she was in the "treatment" room.  I was almost afraid to go in when it came to my turn.  It wasn't as bad as having to scream...but, honestly, who goes through this sort of thing regularly?  Plenty of folks I guess.  And, I do remember wishing one of my men patients who had a reeeellly hairy back would go for waxing when I was doing massage therapy.

But, ... who in their right mind wants to rip out people's hair on a daily basis for a living? ...especially in the nether regions?   What a job.  And I used to wonder if suctioning blood and slimy saliva was the worst... well, okay, maybe it was ...  and, then, don't even talk about having to change and clean out the suction bottles....acckkk@@ !!!   I don't think I could do it anymore.  My gag reflex has gotten worse over the years, not better......

Anyway, this was too funny to pass up.  Look what popped through the mail slot the other day..  only in Canada, eh?

Hopefully if you click on the photo you can read the fine print... if not let me know...it's the best part...

On the other side it says to "get my glamorous self ready for a good pampering"! hah!  oh, yeh.... somebody's got a warped sense of humour.  I've been waxed before, babe...and it ain't anything like pampering!

I wonder if they serve shots with the Brazilian?  You'd need some sort of fortification for that one wouldn't ya?